The United States of United States Of Alpha is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 442 million United States Of Alphans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopiatopia. The average income tax rate is 48.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving United States Of Alphan economy, worth 36.0 trillion pingas a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 81,425 pingas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix, Leader is famed for giving great back rubs, you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg, and bins outnumber trees in city parks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States Of Alpha's national animal is the eggdog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United States Of Alpha is ranked 32,594^th in the world and 79^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Highest Food Quality, scoring 57.37 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.